Anonymous asked: What can I do to help sing more like the guy from OWTH?
Coke?
Anonymous asked: The NY Met Gala being themed around punk? It costs like $10000 to get a ticket to that thing.
It’s like they haven’t even heard of a $10 sliding scale for house shows. I’m starting to wonder if they’re taking their commitment to punk seriously.
The least punk.
Anonymous asked: dude i'm having a problem because i like batman but i'm starting to realize that batman is fascist as fuck
Write fanfiction where he’s poor and his parents are killed in industrial accidents and he beats the shit out of corrupt rich people.
Anonymous asked: New Black Flag song?
Olds gonna old.
Anonymous asked: why does everybody hate Henry Rollins so much?
Anonymous asked: Okay, yeah, Frank Turner is pretty tedious, but his new song "Four Simple Words" is punk af
Are those words “ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS!” or some variant thereof? If not then maybe it’s punk but it is not quite punk as fuck.
Anonymous asked: Best punk rock in Portland?
I dunno. I’ve never been there.
I don’t pay particular attention to what city a punk band comes from. Like, I might pick up that information as an ancillary fact if someone mentioned it somewhere but I don’t find a new band and go like “I CANNOT REST UNTIL I DISCOVER THE CONURBATION FROM WHICH THIS NOISE HAS SPRUNG! THIS CRUST SONG SOUNDS LIKE IT IS IN THE TRADITION OF CRUST FROM COPPEROPOLIS, CALIFORNIA, SO IT IS TRULY A SHOCK TO FIND THAT THEY HAIL FROM KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN!”
I like those bands Nerveskade and Frenzy. They’re from there, right? No idea if they’re the best or not. If it’s one of those weirdo towns that everyone makes fun (and it seems to be the number one one of those) of for being hipsters then it usually squeezes out a bunch of good punk shit.
Anonymous asked: The band Kenickie.
Punk rock.
Anonymous asked: Intellect. As in: the need and desire to learn, not I.Q. or education levels, or how well you can speak and express yourself, or even calculate situations, but one's desire for knowledge. "Natural curiosity"
Yes. As perfectly evidenced by the Splodgenessabounds song What’s That Funny Noise?
thisisastart asked: Ian Malcolm?
He should’ve had a Chaos UK backpiece on that sweet leather jacket. And studs made from raptor teeth.
